August 4, 2005
Hello Matthew
It's Matthew Doeing and here's a couple more tips you
can use to better your health, increase your finances,
or, more importantly, explode your love life. You are
welcome to forward this newsletter to whomever you
choose. Back issues can be found here:
http://www.aweber.com/z/article/?gsnreports3
Here we go...
- Keeping a cell phone in your pocket will NOT make
you sterile. So says Dr. Larry Lipshultz, a professor
of urology at Baylor College of Medicine in Houston.
But a laptop computer, actually used on your lap,
increases the temperature of your scrotum by nearly
three degrees Celsius. Studies have shown that an
increase of one degree can impair fertility as much as
40%.
If you plan on procreating someday, you may want to
slide the old laptop onto your desk.
- Best place to keep your condoms? Your sock drawer,
of course. Latex will last longer with less
deterioration in a cool, dark climate.
- Worst place to keep your condoms? You're wallet, of
course. Besides looking like an idiot every time you
pull out your wallet with that condom 'O' impression,
the heat and pressure of wallet storage quickly
shortens the condom's life.
If you must carry a condom around with you get a
special case for them at Condomania.com. In fact, save
yourself the embarrassment from snickering hags at CVS
and purchase all your condom and lubricant supplies at
Condomania.com. Here's the direct link:
http://condomania.net/a.cgi?condoman&2412
- Constantly struggling to lose a few pounds of ugly
flab? Maybe taking a doctor's recommendation is not
always the best advice. According to the International
Journal of Obesity, doctors recommended a low-fat diet
more than 50% of the time. Only 16% recommended a
low-carb diet.
But the kicker is that when doctors themselves wanted
to lose weight a majority of the doctors chose a
low-carb diet plan rather than the low-fat plan.
Fact is most doctors agree that a low-fat diet is
healthier but a low-carb diet will shed the pounds
quicker. Even doctors aren't immuned to vanity.
By the way, I've been bragging about Paul Crane's 'The
Ultimate Fat Burning Diet Primer' for about 18 months
now. You should check it out if you hate dieting but
need to knock off a few pounds.
http://www.getsexynow.com/r/fatburn.html
- Guys, got a hot date coming over but your place
reeks like stale beer and dirty socks? Quickly add
two teaspoons of Arm and Hammer Baking Soda to two
cups of water and dump it into a 16 ounce trigger
spray bottle. Shake well and spray the hell out of
the room.
What? No A&H Baking Soda? Then add a tablespoon of
Downy liquid fabric softener to a 16 ounce trigger
spray bottle, fill with water, shake well, then spray
the hell out of the room.
- Do you ever feel beat-up and burned out because
you're constantly chasing the almighty dollar? Do you
get pissed off when, at the moment you think you are
all caught up on your bills, you get smacked with a
car that blows a fuel pump or your air conditioner
pukes or your TV fries out, or whatever?
Do you ever feel like there is a powerful force swirling
around out there determined to keep you financially down?
Don't think I'm a freak but the fact is; there is a
force out there keeping you down. You can beat the
crap out of it but you have to know exactly what
you're doing.
Below is a link I want you to check out. Just by doing
so I will give you the PDF report 'J. Paul Getty's
Wealth Secrets'. Here it is:
http://www.wealth-machine.net
- Quote of the day: "If I shoot at the sun, I may hit
a star." P.T.Barnum
More tips coming in the next day or two. And don't
forget, you can read all my old articles and tips by
clicking here:
http://www.aweber.com/z/article/?gsnreports3
Take care and stay tuned.
Matthew Doeing
Author of 'The Ugly Man's Guide To Picking Up
Beautiful Women'. Get it at: www.Ugly-Mans-Guide.com
P.S.Matthew, ever been heartbroken over a woman?
Discover how you can easily Bring Back the Love of Your
Life! - A Potent 4-Step Strategy which always works!
http://www.getsexynow.com/r/retrievelover.html
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