June 27 2005
Hello
I'm sorry that it's been so long since the last edition
of The Ugly Times but it's been a chaotic summer so
far. But you don't want to hear my problems so let's
get rolling...
1. When is the best time to take your multi vitamin? At
night on a full stomach. This way you get a dose of
vitamins during the day with the foods you eat and
another at night with the multi-vitamin.
2. Don't get wrapped up in the 'super-oxygenated' water
craze going around these days. The Journal of the
American Medical Association reports that super
oxygenated water is no better than plain old tap. In
fact, Penn State researchers found that a single breath
of fresh air contains more oxygen than super oxygenated
water. Save your money.
3. It's official - a swift kick in the nads will NOT
affect your ability to have kids. Sure, a smack in the
balls will hurt like hell but only in very rare cases
will you lose your ability to procreate.
4. Sick of hangovers? Stick to clear liquors like
vodka, gin, and white wine. Dark liquors like scotch,
dark rum, and red wine contain congeners - a byproduct
of the fermentation process that will increase the
frequency and severity of the hangover. Or you can do
what I do and pop a couple of Chasers before hitting
the clubs. Check it out here:
http://www.getsexynow.com/r/chaser.html
5. So you haven't quite got around to mastering my
techniques for satisfying your woman all night long? Or
worse yet, a marathon 'sex-athon' for you is around 30
seconds? Try using a thick-ribbed condom like Trojan's
Magnum which will reduce the sensitivity that leads to
pre mature eja culation.
6. So you haven't quite got around to mastering my
techniques for bringing your woman to orgasm? A New
York University urologist has developed a lotion which
contains l arginine, an amino acid proved to enhance
sensitivity in her paradise regions. The cream is
appropriately named, Dream Cream. It ain't cheap at $50
but it may be just what she needs to peak.
Check it out at www.dreamcream.com.
7. As mentioned in The Ugly Man's Guide, women are
wired different than men. Now Pfizer, maker of Viagra,
proves it. In a recent study, Pfizer discovered that a
woman's brain is her number one erogenous zone! A
woman's arousal is triggered by a complicated network
of emotional, intellectual, and relationship factors
rather than the simple animal lust found in men. Women
also have a disconnect between genital arousal and
visual stimulation. Explains why guys like porn a wee
bit better than babes.
8. Does your mouth sometimes taste like you just chewed
on a cat turd? Instead of sucking on the usual breath
mints reach for a stick of Big Red. The University of
Illinois found the cinnamon in cinnamon flavored
chewing gum doesn't just hide the odor of crap breath
but actually kills the bacteria that causes bad breath.
9. Are you a born entertainer? Then I urge you to check
out 'Magic Seduction' at
http://www.getsexynow.com/r/magic.html.
This is an excellent piece of work that will rip the
veil of many of the street magic tricks performed by
David Blain, Derren Brown, and a few others. Learn
these cool tricks and watch the babes magically appear.
10. No time to hit the gym? Chances are you can burn
calories just by working around the house. Here's how
many minutes it takes to burn 100 calories doing these
everyday chores:
Carpentry-13, Gardening-15, Heavy Landscaping-14,
Mowing lawn-13, Painting-14, Raking lawn-17, Yoga-17.
By the way, it takes 13 minutes of golf (no cart) to
burn 100 calories. 14 minutes of softball, 9 for
basketball, 7 for cycling, 7 for jumping rope, 8 for
mountain biking, 7 for racquetball, 10 for soccer, 7
for swimming and 12 for weightlifting.
*Information from Alex Koch, an exercise scientist at
Truman State U. in Kirksville, MO
Well, that's it for now my friend. I hoped you enjoyed
this weeks edition of The Ugly Times.
Regards,
Matthew Doeing
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At www.Ugly-Mans-Guide.com
